Wednesday, January 29, 2014

The Smelliest Fart in History

Here's a reader submission first heard in Rowland Heights, CA in 1981. Sung to the tune of "Snoopy vs the Red Baron" by the Royal Guardsmen:

10, 20, 30, 40, 50 or more
(name here) cut a fart in the grocery store
80 men died when they tried to flee
the smelliest fart in history.


I love this one! Did you know one like it?
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2 comments:

  1. DonnaOctober 25, 2014 at 1:40 AM

    My babysitter in the mid 70's, Cleveland Ohio taught me this, it was supposed to be about her brother
    10 20 30 40 50 and more
    Marty (her brother) blew a fartie in the grocery store
    Old man Don (their dad) tried to hold his breath
    Marty blew another and killed the rest.

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  2. UnknownJanuary 5, 2015 at 11:51 PM

    10 20 30 40 50 or more
    (-------) let a big one and blew us out the door
    the seats are in tatters, the engine fell apart,
    all because of (-----) and his supersonic farts!

    (Heard in northern california in the late 70s)

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