Only a handful of rock songs really became enduring schoolyard parodies, but one of those was "We Will Rock You"
I had no idea as a kid that the real words were not:
We will, we will rock you,
sock you, pick you up and drop you
An Atlanta variation, based on the "tomahawk chop" done at Braves games was
we will, we will rock
stop you, tomahawk chop you
Sherman records two versions going around in the early 90s from New York to Louisiana:
We will, we will you know what
kick your butt
all the way to pizza hutt
While you're there, comb your hair
then we'll take your underwear
That was the NY version. Down in Louisiana, it went:
We will, we will
kick your butt
to pizza hutt
comb your hair
comb your hair
and don't forget your underwear
is it black? it is blue?
oh my gosh, it's full of poo!
(see also: variations on I See London )
between about 2003 to 2005 in Seattle, Washington, I have heard the following all together, but sometimes separately;
ReplyDeleteWe will, we will, rock you
Sock you
pick you up and drop you
and flush you down the toilet
and hope that you enjoy it
and turn you into a pear
in your underwear
and make you kiss a bear
and sting you with a bee
in your own pee
and kick your butt
all the way to pizza hut
And then in 2012, my brother started singing around the house "Throw you in a dungeon and lock you"
*Mock you, not lock you
DeleteWe will rock you sock you pick you up and drop you put you in a trash can never let you out again
ReplyDeleteThis is from my childhood from 2000ish-2004 in Alexandria Virginia.
There's also
ReplyDeleteWe will, we will
knock you down,
shake you up,
like a volcano will erupt,
now buckle your seat belt,
step on the gas,
we're gunna kick you in the
Everybody!
*Then we repeated it*
No one ever finished the last line
There's also
ReplyDeleteWe will, we will
knock you down,
shake you up,
like a volcano will erupt,
now buckle your seat belt,
step on the gas,
we're gunna kick you in the
Everybody!
*Then we repeated it*
No one ever finished the last line
Back in 3rd grade (so like mid 2000s) this was the version we sang:
ReplyDelete"We will we will rock you
sock you
pick you up and drop you
flush you down the toilet
hope you enjoy it
suck your toe
all the way to Mexico"
This song i remeber i heard it in 2nd grade (2001-2002). Dont know if it has any revalance to this song
ReplyDeleteWe wil we will rock you
Sock you, hit you beat you,
Thats the way to treat you
Everybody knows that we are the best
So we're gonna take you to the test
Fast on your seatbelt step on the guy
We're gonna kick you in your ass
This song i remeber i heard it in 2nd grade (2001-2002). Dont know if it has any revalance to this song
ReplyDeleteWe wil we will rock you
Sock you, hit you beat you,
Thats the way to treat you
Everybody knows that we are the best
So we're gonna take you to the test
Fast on your seatbelt step on the guy
We're gonna kick you in your ass
Why does every cheer that older ppl say have crap in it? I mean , what ever happened to "We will we will rock uu, sock u, pick you up and drop u fly like a butterfly sting like a bee, we're number one in history Texas, Cactus" and I've been looking everywhere for the rest of that cheer!
ReplyDeleteWe will we will rock you, sock you, pick you up and drop you.
ReplyDeleteDump you in the sewer, make you eat maneuver, I'm the best of the rest so Ima put you to the test.