For the kid who just doesn't think "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" is violent enough, there's also this, which took my Iowa school by storm in 1990:
Jingle bells, shotgun shells,
Santa Claus is dead
Rudolph took a 44
and shot him in the head
Barbie doll, Barbie Doll
tried to save his life
GI Joe, GI Joe
stabbed him (or her) with a knife
HUH!
(I don't really know how to spell the grunt we threw in at the end). Probabaly goes back to at least the 1960s, but Barbie Doll and GI Joe wouldn't have shown up before then. I would imagine variations on it go to the 50s, at least, though. What did YOU used to sing?
There was a one that went:
ReplyDeleteJingle Bells,
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg,
the Batmobile lost a wheel and
Santa... *did something*
I never did learn the last line correctly.
(Toronto, Canada, 2000s)
We sang:
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Batman Smells
Robin Laid an egg
The Batmobile
Lost a wheel
and the Joker got away
in Southern California in the mid-late 70's
Santa did ballet*
Deleteerr never mind about the last comment, i didnt see the earlier post about it -___-
ReplyDeleteJingle bells, shot gun shells, santa is dead. GI Joe the Eskimo, shot him in the Head. Barbie Doll Barbie Doll tried to save his life, but GI Joe, the Eskimo stabbed her with his knife...
ReplyDeleteOooooh, dashing through the snow, in a one gun open slay, over the fields we go, shooting all the way bangbangbang
Bells on bobtails ring no more, there's a big hole in the floor. We shot the horse, he died of course, and then we said WHOA!
I think I was in first grade, in 1959 (so it was going around before then), when I learned this version:
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Shotgun shells
Santa Claus is dead
Threw him down
the cellar stairs
and shot him in the head.
Of course Mom thought it was too violent, which made it more memorable.
No no no it was jingle bells shotguns shells BB''s through the air oh what fun it is to see Santa's underwear!
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VCs in the grass
Take your merry christmas tree
And shove it up your ass!
This is the version I heard in high school in about 1975 or '76 in Stamford, Conn. I should note that the school (the classes I was in, anyway) had a substantial Jewish population. Warning -- if you think anything else around here is offensive or objectionable -- well:
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Rolling through Berlin
In a black Mercedes Benz
Gunning down the Jews
Making lots of friends!
Rat-tat-tat! Rat-tat-tat!
Shoot the bastards down!
Oh what fun it is to see
The Nazis come to town!
Ship them to the camps
Work them til they drop
As long as we have Zyklon-B
The fun will never stop!
Rat-tat-tat! etc.
(my apologies...)
Sick!
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ReplyDeleteJingle Bells, Shotgun shells, BB's all the way
ReplyDeleteOh what fun it is to ride in a
Tin-Can Chevrolet
Cops smell Cops smell, 90 miles away....Popeye
Dashing through the snow,
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O'er the hills we go,
Toking all the way.
We're all high on grass,
The cops are on our ass.
We're gonna spend the night in jail,
Unless we can make bail.
Jingle Bells, shotgun shells,
Bullets in the grass.
Take your merry Christmas wish,
And shove it up your ass.
I heard two versions of this "jingle" back in the 70's. One was "naughty," according to my mother, and the other one was pure racist (this was in the South in the 1970's)
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Jingle bells, shotgun shells
Rabbits all the way.
One jumped up, and I shot him in the butt,
and the other got away.
Version 2
Jingle bells, shotgun shells
Granny's got a gun.
Pulled the trigger, shot a ni***r,
Back in '61.