One I heard in the early 90s turned out to date back to around the mid 1960s:
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and said "hey do you wanna?"
A slightly less risque version (in that it's just sex, not drugs)
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water
Jill forgot to take the pill and now they have a daughter
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water
ReplyDeleteJill forgot to take the pill and now they have a daughter
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
ReplyDeleteJack got high and dropped his fly and said "do you wanna?"
Jill said yes and dropped her dress
and then they had some fun
but silly jill forgot the pill
and now they have a son
90's
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
ReplyDeleteJack got high and dropped his fly and said "do you wanna?"
Jill said yes and dropped her dress
and then they had some fun
but jack forgot his condom and now they have a son
BROOKLYN,NY LATE 60'S EARLY 70'S
ReplyDeleteJACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL
EACH ONE HAD A QUARTER
JILL CAME DOWN WITH FIFTY CENTS
DO YOU THINK THEY WENT UP FOR WATER
jack a jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water jack fell down and broke his crown and jill went running after
ReplyDeleteThanks for looking
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DeleteJack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got high unzipped his fly and asked Jill do you wana?
ReplyDeleteJill said yes unzipped her dress and now I think you know the rest
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
ReplyDeleteJack got high unzipped his fly and asked Jill "Do you wanna?"
Jill said yes and dropped her dress then did the hanky-panky
Stupid Jill forgot the pill and out came baby Frankie
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could get some pussy ...Jack went down ,stuck his tongue in brown and said Jill you taste like shit
ReplyDeleteI grew up in Springfield IL...I was in the Navt boot camp at Great Lakes IL in 1988, and a kid was bragging about some corn turd face of a girlfriend he had named Jill....I have a ton of them...And these are all things I have made up...I'm a bit warped lol...Tim Day dytimmys@aol.com
ReplyDeleteI learned the rhyme posted upthread containing the line "but jack forgot his condom and now they have a son" as "but stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son"
ReplyDeleteNeedham, Massachusetts.
Jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick jills candy jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock when jills real name was randy
ReplyDeleteI heard 'Jill, the Dill, forgot the pill'.
ReplyDeleteJack and Jill went up the hill, so jack could lick jills fanny.
ReplyDeleteJack got a shock a mouth full of cock, cos' jill was a fucking tranny.
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
ReplyDeletejack got high unzipped his fly and asked,"hey jill, you wanna?"
jill said,"yes," unzipped her dress and then they had some fun,
too bad jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
Queens, NY, 1999. source: me.
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
ReplyDeletejack got high unzipped his fly and asked,"hey jill, you wanna?"
jill said,"yes," unzipped her dress and then they had some fun,
too bad jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
Queens, NY, 1999. source: me.
Its...stupid jill forgot her pill etc.
ReplyDeletejack and jill went up the hill so jack could get some candy,
ReplyDeletebut all jack got,was a mouth full of cock because jill;s real name is randy