I first saw this on in Sherman's book, where she notes that one source learned it in New York in the 40s, another in Florida in the 1960s. Wonder if it's still around!
Did you ever see Sally make water?
She pisses a beautifull stream
she can piss a mile and a quater
she's a regular pissing machine
The 1960s version changed the last line to "you can't see her ass for the steam." It's not noted in the book, but I suspect that this is was sung to the tune of My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean", which inspired dozens of parodies.
Hamper mcbee monteagle moonshiner. Ballad singer. He had another verse. Something like. She aimed her ass up towards heaven. And I can't rem the rest
ReplyDeleteHamper mcbee monteagle moonshiner. Ballad singer. He had another verse. Something like. She aimed her ass up towards heaven. And I can't rem the rest
ReplyDeleteHamper mcbee monteagle moonshiner. Ballad singer. He had another verse. Something like. She aimed her ass up towards heaven. And I can't rem the rest
ReplyDeleteOh, have you ever seen Sally make water? She pisses a wonderful stream. And it goes for a mile and a quarter; but you can't see her ass for the steam.
ReplyDeleteShe turned her ass up towards Heaven, and she let out a wonderful pee; it looked like a cave in the mountain, and it smelled like dead fish in the sea!
Hamper McBee "Good Old-Fashioned Way."
You ever see Sally make water? She spread 3 feet and a quater you can't see her bug for the steam
ReplyDeleteMy Dad use to sing this
There's a rugby/folk song to the melody of "The Ash Grove," sometimes known as "The Mayor of Bayswater," and one line is:
ReplyDelete"She lived on a mountain,
And pissed like a bloody fountain."
I don;t think Sally's song would fit the melody of Ash Grove, but I wonder now how many songs like this refer to a girl's urinary talents?!?
My grandfather sang a similar version to me.
ReplyDeleteHave you seen our Sally make the water
She sits and makes a flowing stream
She piddles 3 pints and a quarter
And you can't see her bottom for the steam.