One of the naughtier rhymes in Josepha Sherman's book:
A boy's occupation
is to stick his boneration
in a girl's separation
to increase the population
of the younger generation
would you like a demonstration?
In the 1970s, Iona Opie heard this version in England:
A man's occupation
is to stick his cockeration
up a lady's ventilation
to increase the popuplation
of the younger generation
A lot of versions of this have gone around, the variations being mostly the second and third lines. Not sure how far back it goes, but I imagine it goes pretty far! Kind of a rarity, in that it's a kid song that at least gets the basic mechanics right ie the birds and the bees (though no variation I know of uses the word "ejaculation," which ought to fit right in, and could easily replace the always-awkward "cockeration" / "boneration" lines). Sherman dates it back to at least 1966.
As sung by Eric Cartman in the South Park episode "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?"
ReplyDeleteIt's a man's obligation
To stick his boneration
In a woman's separation
This kind of penetration
Will increase the population
Of the younger generation
This is what we used to sing in primary school;
ReplyDeleteIt's a mans occupation,
to shove his cockulation
up a womans ventilation,
to increase the population
of the human generation.
I found this information
on the board of education,
if you want a demonstration-
please lie down.
Haha that's what we used to say
DeleteSouthern England, ~1971-74
ReplyDeleteA man's occupation
is to stick his boneration
up a woman's ventilation
to increase the population
of the younger generation.
For more information
contact Dick's* Gas Station**
or the Board of Education
*
**
* points at penis
ReplyDelete** points at backside
Our version in DC went:
ReplyDeleteI received an invitation
from the board of education
to perform an operation
on a girl
I stuck my dickleration
in her lover ventilation
and increased the population
of the world
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DeleteI heard this in elementary school (Spring Valley, California, circa 1961). One variation I note is the word "lover"; in our version it was "lower". Otherwise,the verses are identical. I suspect that this poem has been "around" for close to a century, if not longer.
DeleteDo you remember sing along every Tuesday with Mr. Thomas?
DeleteIts a mans occupation
ReplyDeleteTo stick his knobulation
Up a womans ventalation
To increase the population
Of the younger generation
I got this information
From a board of education
And a detailed demonstration
From two teachers on the floor.
1998 Uk
Sex makes babies
ReplyDeleteI just made that up. Right here right now.
DeleteThe version I grew up with:
ReplyDeleteI got an invitation
from the board of education
to perform an operation
on a girl
To stick my dickcutation
in her lower ventilation
and increase the population
of the world
I want to elementary school in Spring Valley, California as well. Circa 1961 - 1967 I remember the ditty went like this:
ReplyDeleteI received and invitation
from the board of education
to perform an operation
on a girl
to stick my dickitation
up her upper ventilation
to increase the population
of the world
Here's another from the same era:
ReplyDeleteThere once was a girl named Maria Brown
Who claimed that no man could lay her down
Around the corner came Pissball Pete
With a hundred pounds of hanging meat
He laid her out in the cool clean grass
And stuck his balls right up her ass
She blew a fart, blew his balls ten yards apart
Around the corner came Pissball Pete
With a hundred pounds of shredded meat